My Thoughts

I am only smoking Cigarettes after a meal now , I am down to twenty meals a day
26/10/17
you don't need more sleep when you get older , you just need to do it earlier
They Say Gin makes you depressed , it is true , I always feel depressed when the bottle is empty
26/10/17
In the week of life i think i'm at Friday , trouble is i'm not sure what day the week started
There are only two things missing from my life , Youth and Retirement .
26/10/17
They say that Age is all in the mind . Try telling my body that
Youth comes to early . Hindsight comes to late
26/10/17
I have a great memory , i've just forgot what I was going to say
I feel better than yesterday , but hopefully not as good as tomorrow
03/10/17
The Wife Didn't know that i drank until i came home sober one night